Married... with children

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Married… with Children was a long-running American sitcom about a dysfunctional family living in Chicago. It was the first ever primetime television series to air on the FOX Network, debuting on April 5, 1987 and concluding June 9, 1997. The series was created by Michael G. Moye and Ron Leavitt. Its eleven season run and 259 episode total make it the second longest lasting sitcom on the FOX network (second only to The Simpsons) and the network’s longest live-action sitcom.

The show follows the lives of Al Bundy, a formerly glorious high school football player turned hard-luck shoe salesman; his wife Peggy, a tartish, uneducated housewife known for her large red hairdo, tacky clothes and her funny walk due to her always wearing high heels; and their two children: Kelly, their very attractive, promiscuous, but dim-witted daughter, and Bud, their unpopular and girl-crazy but highly intelligent son (the only Bundy ever attending college). Their neighbors are the upwardly-mobile Steve and Marcy Rhoades (later with second husband Jefferson D’Arcy). Most storylines involve the ever-scheming Al being foiled by his cartoonish dim wit and bad luck.

Characters


The Bundy family


Al Bundy

Main article: Al Bundy

The father of the Bundy Family, Al (Ed O’Neill) is practically doomed to fail in everything he does because of the ’Bundy curse’. Once a promising fullback for fictional Polk High School (his proudest moment in life was running for four touchdowns in a single game), he was on his way to college on a scholarship—until he got his girlfriend pregnant, married her, broke his leg, and ended up a shoe salesman at Gary’s Shoes in the New Market Mall. Al spends most of his time trying to recapture old glory, but is usually foiled in spectacular fashion by his bad luck and poor judgement just as things seem to be going his way. He considers his family to be the root cause of his failures, and his resentment of them (and fear of having sex with his wife) provides for much of the humor in the show. However, Al is still attached to them, given that he constantly beats up Kelly’s boyfriends, once threatened a male stripper that "if my wife loses anything down your pants, so will you", and generally putting up with a miserable job to put food on the table. Despite his yearning for "the touch of a beautiful woman", he always passes on the rare occasions he is tempted by one, explaining once that "I actually kinda like my family." He constantly visits "nudie bars" and strip joints with his friends. However, the only thing that seems to consistently put him in the mood for his wife is watching her do manual labor, which practically never happens. Al prefers the escapism of television and bowling over his dysfunctional family and life of drudgery and starvation ( Peg refuses to cook), and is often seen in his trademark couch-potato pose—seated on the sofa with one hand stuck under the waistband of his pants.


Peggy Bundy

Margaret "Peggy" Bundy (née Wanker) (Katey Sagal) is Al’s very lazy house wife. She refuses to cook for the family or to clean the house. She also prefers shopping for new clothes to washing them and doesn’t even think of having a job. During the day she likes to watch all the daytime talk shows, sitting on the beloved family couch and eating tons of bonbons (amazingly, without getting fat). Her favourite TV shows are Oprah and Phil, but she also likes the Home Shopping Network. Peggy usually wears white trash fashion with tight pants and stiletto heels, which makes her walk in a unique way. Nevertheless, Peg is an attractive woman and despite her impolite behavior, she generally appeals to men, including Al when she does work (in other words, not acting like herself). Like Al, she would never cheat on her partner. But unlike Al, she loves to have sex with her spouse. She enjoys going to women’s strip joints and watching male dancers, causing some of them to establish the "Bundy rule" where women can no longer go into the back rooms to meet the dancers personally. Her maiden name is Wanker, and her family is from the fictitious rural Wanker County, Wisconsin, "where everyone is relative." She is a high school dropout.


Kelly Bundy

Kelly (Christina Applegate) is the oldest child in the Bundy family. "Pumpkin", as Al often calls her, is a promiscuous bimbo and stereotypical "dumb blonde."

A flashback to her childhood reveals that she was once a prodigious reader and bookworm, until she banged her head during a road trip, instantly changing her personality to prefer focusing on her "shiny, shiny shoes". The show hints that she has an amazing intrinsic intellectual ability, which only exhibits itself on the rare occasions when she is not preoccupied with her social standing or the opposite sex. An amazing example of this phenomenon is her unique ability to predict the next number to be called on a roulette wheel, but only if she first lets her mind go blank. When properly motivated, she is able to solve complex math equations, such as when she calculates an exact trajectory to shoot garbage bags into the Darcys’ yard from a self-built catapult. She is also known to occasionally display excellent hand-eye coordination when playing pool or doing archery.

Kelly’s comedic contribution to the show is often in her blatant displays of naïvete and ignorance, and the typical response by the rest of the Bundy family of willfully allowing her to remain ignorant. Bud, in particular, goes so far as to implant further misconceptions and fallacies in her mind. For example, she asked her brother to help her with her book report on Robinson Crusoe and ended up reviewing Gilligan’s Island instead (while yelling at her brother for tricking her, she says "I had a meeting with the principal. A three hour meeting. A three hour meeting!"). Due to Kelly’s stupidity, it was a shock to her entire family when she earned her high school diploma in 1990; when she received her diploma through the mail after completing summer school, she had to ask Peg to read it to her. She then worked as a model and as a waitress. She became a bottle-blonde at an early age, after a boy at school liked a natural blonde more than he did Kelly, and mom Peggy promptly came to the rescue with a bottle of peroxide. (Years later, neither can remember their own natural hair-color.) She is in love with boys, hair bleach, and the telephone. Kelly wasn’t allowed to have sleepovers or birthday parties from age eight to age sixteen, since after the one she had at eight, "the judge wanted to try you as an adult!"

Though she often pokes fun at her younger brother Bud for being an underdeveloped, pubescent horndog, she usually seems to be proud of him whenever he manages to get an attractive date. For a short time, Bud is her official agent, entitled to 80% of her earnings. Kelly is very fond of her pets, even when she can’t take care of them well enough. Buck, the family dog, was generally considered to be hers and she was the most devastated when he passed away. However when Buck is to be nuetered, Al, not wanting to have Buck fixed, says "Buck is Bud’s dog and we have to get Bud’s permission." Of course when Peg asks Bud if it is ok to neuter his dog Buck, Bud says "sure."

Her favorite comic strip is Garfield.


Bud Bundy

Budrick Franklin "Bud" Bundy (David Faustino) is the second child of the family. The first word he spoke was "hooters". He believes himself to be attractive, sexy, and smooth, but often proves not to be as he is typically caught in sexually humiliating scenarios. He doesn’t appear to know how to impress women upon meeting them and is often rejected. It is unclear when he lost his virginity, as the audience is led to believe that he may have bedded women as far back as age 14, but as late as the fourth season mentions of his virginity were still commonplace between characters. Later on, he often manages to have one-night-stands, including one with his cousin’s fiancee, played by Joey Lauren Adams. He tries to get girls with the help of his various alter-egos, including Grandmaster B - a rapper who is perpetually ridiculed by the rest of the family, e.g. Bed-wetter B, Cross-Dresser B, Grandma B, Grand Bastard B More Examples. (David Faustino has actually been featured in a few rap albums, and he manages a night club.) Another alter-ego is ’Cool Bud’, Bud’s sexual, suave side that Bud eventually ’merges’ with, prompting him to become more ’cool’. Bud generally fails in his attempts to get with women, and unfortunately for him the only people who develop attractions to him are usually people Bud himself has no interest in (fat hotel guests, dowdy college librarians, and male hotel workers). Bud also takes an interest in Mrs Rhoades, especially after Steve leaves her, he actively persues her. After playing a trick on Kelly proving how dumb she is, Kelly proves she isn’t so stupid by making Bud and Mrs. Rhoades believe they spent the night together, which they didn’t. Bud asks Mrs Rhoades "You are on the pill right?" Mrs Rhoades looks nervous.

Out of the Bundys, Bud seems to be the most ashamed of the family as he often pretends to never have met Al or claims to have a different last name. He ridicules Kelly as a promiscuous dimwit, and although he quite frequently uses her ignorance to his benefit, he occasionally feels obliged to defend her when others mock or take advantage of her lack of intelligence. He can be shown as lecherous and scheming, even against his own family. Despite his dysfunctional family background, Bud is the best-educated Bundy. He makes honor roll throughout high school, and manages to get himself through college (even earning scholarship money which his family spent without his consent). During his college years, Bud is portrayed as the leader in his circle of friends (most of which are stereotypical "losers"), as he appears to be the only one with the least bit of self-confidence. He is also Kelly’s agent, receiving 80% of everything she makes.


Buck

Buck (voiceover by writer Kevin Curran; on special episodes Buck is voiced by Cheech Marin) is the family dog. He is often "heard" by the audience through voice-overs that tell what is going through his mind at the moment. He is just as disgusted with the family as the rest of them are. He died at one point in the series to allow the ten-year-old Briard that portrayed him to retire, although he was immediately reincarnated as Lucky.


Lucky

The spaniel that the family gets after Buck dies. He is the reincarnation of Buck, but no one in the family ever finds this out. Lucky’s voiceovers were performed by writer Kevin Curran.


Seven

Seven-year-old Seven (Shane Sweet) is adopted by the Bundy family after being abandoned by his own parents, cousins of Peggy from Wanker County (Linda Blair, Bob Goldthwait). True to the Bundy name, he quickly proves himself to be manipulative, conniving, and good in a fist fight. Although the character was introduced to generate fresh storylines for the series, the writers ultimately found it difficult to work the boy into the show’s adult-themed scripts. He was abruptly dropped from the series, to the delight of the viewers (a poll showed that more than 80% of the viewers didn’t like that character)[citation needed]. Never to be mentioned again, except on two occasions in season 8 episodes. The first in which his face appears on the side of a milk carton over the words, “Have you seen me?” The second in which he appears in episode 133 (Kelly knows Something), when Al is teaching sports trivia to Kelly we see numerous (many essential) facts leaving her brain as she is learning. A picture of Seven flows out of her brain, indicating that she will no longer remember him. See also: Jumping the Shark.


Peggy’s mother

Heard only in frightening voiceovers by Kathleen Freeman and ground-shaking gags, she comes to live with the Bundys in later seasons. There are vague and hilarious references to her gigantic weight. Set to be played by Divine, but he had died before production. This woman is mostly the victim of Al’s abrasive, behind the back, and hatred-filled insults.


Peggy’s Father

Efrem Wanker, Peggy’s father, was played by Tim Conway, appearing occasionally in the last three seasons. It is implied that he was drunk and held a shotgun to Al’s head at the alter of Al’s and Peggy’s wedding. He calls Peggy "Margaret".


The neighbors


Marcy Rhoades-D’Arcy

Marcy (Amanda Bearse) is Peggy’s best friend, Al’s nemesis, and the family’s next-door neighbor. Though she considers herself to be above the ways of the Bundy family, she often sinks to their level. At first, Marcy was a sweet, wholesome newlywed, but years of living next to the Bundys apparently warped her into a character almost as outrageous as the Bundys themselves. She dislikes Al, and often argues with him. Marcy enjoys sharing her past memories of her life with Peg, but often tends to get lost in them. At various points in the series she is identified as Republican, who looks down on the lower class Bundy clan, but at other times she’s portrayed as a feminist and environmentalist. Al’s most frequent targets are Marcy’s tiny chest and her chicken-like stance when she is annoyed. One of the running gags in the series has Marcy often mistaken for a young boy; when she reminisces about her first training bra, Al asks "How old were you then - twenty-five?!". Her cousin Mandy (also played by Bearse) is a lesbian (Bearse is a lesbian in real life). Despite wanting to appear prudish, Marcy is shown to be a very sexual person, and it is revealed throughout the show that she has a sordid sexual history.

Although Marcy and Al are usually adversaries, they often unite in a common causes after Steve loses his job and later when Jefferson comes into the series. This is due to both Marcy and Al being the breadwinners, it gives them a common cause and a level of understanding between them that doesn’t last, but keeps appearing from time to time


Steve Rhoades

Steve Rhoades (David Garrison) is Marcy’s first husband. He is a banker who was actually at a lower position than Marcy at the city bank but was not fazed by it. When Marcy moved up to a high position at another bank, he received her job. Steve sees himself as a better person than the Bundy family but over time becomes more like them, and indeed it is generally Al to whom Steve turns when in need of male bonding. Steve was written out of the show in the middle of the fourth season; Garrison had decided he no longer wanted to be tied down to a weekly television series, preferring to avoid being typecast into one role, and to be able to devote more time to his first love, stage acting. He reached an agreement with Fox to buy out the remainder of his contract. In preparation for his departure, in the final episode shot (though confusingly, not the final episode aired) in which he was a regular, we see Steve becoming disenchanted with his and Marcy’s yuppie lifestyle and taking an increasing interest in nature and in becoming an outdoorsman (a real-life interest of Garrison’s). He then disappears, with it being explained that he has left Marcy to become a forest ranger at Yosemite National Park. During later seasons, Garrison would reprise the Steve Rhoades character on four occasions, returning to guest star in individual episodes (Steve having pursued whole other careers in the meantime), as he eventually returns to professional life to become the Dean of the college Bud is attending. This episode was to be the pilot of a spin-off series that never happened.


Jefferson D’Arcy

Jefferson Milhouse D’Arcy (Ted McGinley) is Marcy’s second husband, a prettyboy who marries her for money. Self-centered and lazy, he is a male equivalent of Peggy. Marcy met Jefferson (originally a bartender) at his bar after a bankers’ convention, where she got drunk and found herself married to him the next morning; she was horrified to find out that her name was now Marcy D’Arcy. He is a close friend of Al’s and often angers Marcy in his bonding with him. Marcy constantly bosses Jefferson around and keeps him in check. However, behind her back, Jefferson commonly insults Marcy and ignores her orders. When Marcy’s favorite squirrel Zippy dies, Jefferson tells her that they’ll give it a proper burial, only to punt it out of his sight when Marcy turns around.

He claims that he was a CIA agent in the past (code-named Bullwinkle), and it is later revealed that he has a commission as a 1st Lieutenant in the National Guard. His ties to the CIA are never conclusively proven, although it is strongly hinted they are real; it is proven he has some powerful friends in Washington when he is able to get an audience with Congress on short notice, and members of the United States Secret Service recognize him as an old colleague and speak to him in code. But perhaps the most conclusive evidence comes in Episode 820 ("The D’Arcy Files"), when the new part-owner of the Chicago Cubs is a former CIA target named "Walter Traugott" who is out to get revenge on his erstwhile captors. Jefferson privately reveals his history to Marcy and never retracts it; moreover, Traugott comes into the shoe store and presents Al a number of pictures of Jefferson with Castro, Arafat and other world leaders, saying Jefferson is a villain and offering a reward for turning him in. Al waffles, but the point becomes moot when Jefferson is in the room, watching the Cubs game, and the stadium announcer says that "El Bundy" is paging Walter Traugott. Jefferson pretends that he is going to have to kill Al for selling him out, but then laughs and dismisses the whole thing as an "April Fool’s" prank on Al, asking, "If I was really a spy, couldn’t I have just made a call and had Walter killed?" Laughing himself now, Al leaves for a party, but as Jefferson turns to watch the TV, the announcer incredulously notes that Traugott has just fallen out of the luxury box to his doom. Jefferson just smiles and blows quietly into a kazoo, a shot which became his trademark in the opening credits of later seasons. Jefferson claims that his last mission for the CIA was a failed attempt to assassinate Fidel Castro. It is hinted that the reason he cannot get a job is because he is in hiding because Castro has put a price on his head, although at one point they met face to face later in the show.

He is also wanted for running an investment scam wherein he sold useless plots of Lake Chicamicamico; the lake area was in fact a nuclear waste dump, and Al had actually bought shares for his retirement.

Ted McGinley had appeared previously as Peggy’s husband, Mr. Jablonski, in the second part of "It’s a Bundyful Life", where Al’s guardian angel (Sam Kinison) shows Al what his family would have become if he was never born. The episode lightly parodies Capra’s It’s A Wonderful Life.


Amber

Amber (Juliet Tablak) is Marcy’s niece and delighted the male viewers in season nine (0904, 0908, 0915, 0923). Amber’s mother sent her to Marcy to get her out of the bad L.A. neighborhood where she grew up. Bud keeps on trying to get her into his bed, but he only succeeds once (0904), and that may have been a dream as his fantasies about her became a central issue in the later episode 0923. After season nine, Amber disappears without an explanation. She is one of the few female characters in the sitcom to demonstrate an actual attraction to Bud (remarking to Kelly in private that she does think he’s cute), and actually kisses him of her own free will as a way of saying goodbye.


Recurring characters

* Griff (Harold Sylvester) – A friend of Al and co-worker at the shoe store. He is also a member of Al’s NO MA’AM organization. He shares many of Al’s characteristics as far as work ethic and views on women go. However, Griff isn’t quite as callous; occasionally he feels uneasy when going along with one of Al or Jefferson’s many schemes.
* Bob Rooney (E.E. Bell) – One of Al’s friends from the neighborhood and treasurer of NO MA’AM. He works as a butcher, has a wife named Louise who is a friend of Peggy, and played on the same football team as Al, at Polk High. He is always called by both first and last name, and it is even spelled as one word on his bowling shirt. Producer Tim Weiskopff had a theory that "in every neighborhood in the midwest of the U.S. there is one guy all the people in the neighborhood refer to with both his names" (e.g. "Charlie Brown"). E.E. Bell was the only member of the extended cast to spend a lot of time on the Usenet newsgroups fielding questions from viewers.
* Ike (Tom McCleister) – Another friend of Al and member of NO MA’AM.
* Officer Dan (Dan Tullis Jr.) – A friend of Al’s who is in NO MA’AM. Surprisingly, though he is part of NO MA’AM, he often arrests them for their illegal antics.
* Miranda Veracruz de la Joya Cardenal (Teresa Parente) – Hispanic local news reporter typically assigned to cover the pathetic news stories in which the Bundys inevitably involve themselves. She often laments the sad state of her career on-air. In spite of the fact that she only appears in a handful of episodes throughout the series, Miranda is apparently quite popular among fans of the show.
* The Wankers – The parents of Peggy, living in Wanker County ("The home of the gassy beaver"). They are more often mentioned than seen on camera. Peggy’s mother is never shown (though she is heard in several episodes, voiced by Kathleen Freeman), but her father (Tim Conway) appears in a few episodes. Mrs. Wanker’s unbelievable obesity is the subject of many jokes, including one in which Al goes blind after accidentally walking in on her bathing. Although not widely known in the US, in the UK the word ’wanker’ is a slang insult meaning someone who masturbates. It is not known whether the producers knew this and included is as an injoke for the benefit of British audiences, or whether the name is just a coincidence.
* Gary (Janet Carroll) – The female owner of Gary’s Shoes and employer of Al. Gary’s first appearance in the series came after Al turned her women’s shoe store into a men’s, assuming Gary was male and therefore wouldn’t mind. Gary is fantastically rich (she would have been in the Forbes 400, but only reached #401 because of the shoe store--her only failing business venture). Over the course of the series she makes several more appearances, always to the chagrin of Al, and in one episode even becomes the Sugar Momma of Bud, much to the chagrin of those who still thought she was a man.
* Luke Ventura (Ritch Shydner) – A co-worker at the shoe store early in the series. He was a sly womanizer who was always seducing beautiful women and stealing Al’s sales. Peg hated him while Al tolerated him. He disappears from the show after the first season, but is mentioned again in the 9th season episode "Pump Fiction", when Al learns from the shoe industry publication "Shoe News" that Luke is being given an award. Though he was portrayed to be a friend of Al’s in the beginning of the series, after his disappearance, he had been spoken of as if he had since become a rival to Al.
* Aaron Mitchell (Hill Harper) – Another co-worker of Al’s at the shoe store. A young football star at Polk High, he is on the verge of marrying a wonderful woman and going to college, achieving everything that Al ever wanted. Al chooses to live his life vicariously through Aaron, until his misguided attempts to help accidentally drive the boy to a shrewish woman named "Meg" (a young copy of Peg) and the same dismal fate which had befallen Al. Aaron appeared only in the 8th season (5 episodes).

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* NO MA’AM – An acronym for the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood. This is the middle aged men’s club that meets in Al’s garage to discuss matters of serious importance to men such as beer and girls. In 1995, "Reverend Al", the guys turn it into a church so they won’t have to pay beer taxes.
* Polk High – The high school that Al Bundy went to where (as he always loved to rejoice about) he scored 4 touchdowns in one football game. Kelly and Bud also attended Polk High. In 1995 the football field was named "Al Bundy Field" in his honor, although the scoreboard commemorating this was immediately destroyed.
* Jiggly Room/Nudie Bar – This is a strip club run by Iqbal, where members of NO MA’AM go to unwind and spend any money that their wives have not already spent.
* Big Uns – This is a girlie magazine that Al and his friends read. Also used before having sex with the wives. Al to Jefferson: "Take two of these and call me in the morning", looks at Marcy and adds, "better make that four."
* Girlie Girl Beer – Official beer of NO MA’AM. After the beer’s normal mascot has been replaced with Yoko Ono, NO MA’AM declares it no longer their official beer. However, they then spend all night getting drunk testing out alternate beers. Thus, come morning, they forget they hated the beer, and declare it their official beer once again.
* Psycho Dad – Al’s favorite TV show until Marcy’s women’s group got it cancelled. It was a Western about a psychotic cowboy who had similar values to Al and his NO MA’AM friends.
* Peas In A Pod – Another TV show Al enjoyed. This one was only featured in one episode, and was removed from the air after the network received a complaint from "a Michigan housewife." The show was actually an exact parody of the family, due to Kelly telling the producers all about her life. The show depicts ’Hal’ often muttering "My life sucks", and his daughter bringing home a Marine, a sailor, a soldier and an airman.
* Weenie Tots – Al’s favorite fast-dissolving miniature corndog-like snack, with many disclaimers on the package including "This Is Not a Food" and "No Nutritional Value".
* The Mighty Dodge – The Bundy family car, a 1971 Plymouth Duster which was erroneously (or comically) called a Dodge. It dates back to Al’s high school days and has logged over a million miles of travel, for which Dodge was going to present Al a brand new Dodge Viper. Before Dodge could record the odometer turning over Al fell a sleep behind the wheel and the car moved enough to turn over the odometer. Its old, brown, rustic colour makes it instantly recognizable as the Bundys’ car, though after a car wash in episode 9x17, it turns out that under all that dirt, it was really red. Despite its poor condition (e.g. constant engine troubles), Al has been shown to be very reluctant to part with it. "I drive a Dodge!" is, paradoxically, one of Al’s mantras. Ironically, both the Dodge Dart and the Plymouth Duster (Al’s car is Dodge in name but Plymouth in the body shown on-camera) are renowned for their reliability and durability. As a lightweight economy car of its day - and among baby boomers who weren’t involved in the muscle car scene who didn’t understand the weight benefits of an economy car - it was a natural but undeserved target of mockery; they would have been the Tercels of their day no one knew Toyota might have dropped in a Supra motor. The Dodge twin of the 1971 Duster was the 1971 Dodge Demon, which had a far more aggressive grille and name. Both the Duster and the Demon were Plymouth Valiant derivatives, and both were offered with engines which ranged from mild (Slant-6) to outrageously wild (Chrysler 340) with big-blocks easily installed.

* Gary’s Shoes and Accessories For Today’s Woman – The shoe store where Al has been working since high school. He was planning on working there only for a brief summer period during high school until Peg’s pregnancy with Kelly changed all that. Al is often shown being rude to customers in the store, and placing his head in his hands all day long if there are no customers, reflecting on his miserable life. When he finds it too humiliating to sell women’s shoes, he starts to only order men’s, thinking Gary wouldn’t mind. He gets into a lot of trouble as it turns out Gary is really a woman. The occasional attractive women who make purchases at the store are some of the few rays of light in Al’s life, but such customers are few and far between.
* Shoe Salesman – A running gag that all Bundy men have sold shoes. Even in the past (see Bundy Curse), Al’s ancestor sells horse shoes. When Bud sees the ghosts of several dead Bundys in a castle, several ask if he wants to buy any shoes. It is also implied that Al’s father sold shoes as well, continuing the tradition.
* The toilet flush – One of Al’s favourite activities is to sit in the bathroom for a long time. Whenever there is a sound of the toilet flushing in the Bundy house, viewers know that Al is coming out of the bathroom with a newspaper under his arm. He loves the toilet so much that one day he buys his very own Ferguson toilet, just like the one his father had. Al hates the "low flow" toilets of today that continuously stop up. After having built his own restroom and garage apartment, he has to tear it down again after the pregnant women take it over.
* Isis – Bud’s blow-up doll and the object of several jokes.
* Bundy Motto/Credo– Essentially, an ever-changing slogan that tries to describe Al’s philosophy on certain subjects or situations. "We ain’t got it." Also, as Al told to Bud: "Lie when your wife is waking. Lie when your belly’s aching. Lie when you know she’s faking. Lie, sell shoes, and lie." Alternative version: "Hooters, hooters, yum, yum, yum. Hooters, hooters, on a girl that’s dumb" (sometimes the last line is "gonna get me some").
* Whoa Bundy! – family cheer, used whenever the Bundy family was about to embark on a venture together, often a scheme against the D’Arcys or other groups. Led by Al with "Can I get a Whoa Bundy?", it involves all of the Bundys placing their hands on top of one another in a circle and raising them into the air, yelling "Whooooa Bundy!"
* Thank Your Father, Kids –Sarcastic line said by Peggy to her children after Al royally screws something up. The kids’ response is an equally sarcastic "Thanks, Dad". Interestingly, it was used previously (and sincerely) by Beverly D’Angelo’s "Ellen Griswold" character in National Lampoon’s European Vacation. On rare occasions, Peggy and the kids themselves sincerely mean it.
* A fat woman walked into the shoe store today... –The occasional humorous anecdote regarding the rude, overweight female customers that Al has to deal with on a regular basis.
* Troy’s -A male strip club in the early seasons in which Marcy drops her wedding ring down "Zoro’s" pants
* Oh Peg...! -Al’s most common response to Peg’s requests (usually about having sex more times than once a year)



The Bundy Curse

* The Bundy Curse – There are multiple Bundy Curses:
o The most mentioned curse is that every male Bundy is cursed to eventually fail. One male Bundy, Al’s uncle, was successful throughout his life and even left behind a fortune, he was the one male Bundy who never married.
o Another curse begins when a Bundy forefather (played by Ed O’Neill), working as a blacksmith (selling mainly horse shoes) in Lower Uncton, England, insults a witch; she curses Lower Uncton with eternal darkness until the last male Bundy dies, and curses the Bundys to have smelly feet. The Bundys eventually leave Lower Uncton; the townspeople search for male Bundys for centuries and kill them in hopes of destroying the curse, eventually encountering Al’s family, where Al and Bud are the last two left. However, in a jousting match against a descendant of the witch, Igor of Lower Uncton, Al defeats the opposing knight, and the curse is lifted without his death.
o It is also the Bundy lot to be cursed with terrible foot odor; Al refers to this as "the other Bundy curse". Al’s foot odor has been revealed to kill small animals and plants, and cause activation of the oxygen masks during an airplane flight. However, several women during the course of the series (Al’s old high school sweethearts) find his scent irresistible. In one episode, space aliens steal Al’s used socks for fuel to prevent a giant asteroid from destroying the Earth.
o Whenever a Bundy receives good luck and admits to it, he receives an equal amount of bad luck. For instance, in one episode, Bud is moving out (to a college fraternity house), Kelly is moving out as well, Al hits every green light, the oldies station plays all his all-time favorites, and all the women in the shoe store are attractive. Jefferson takes advantage of this streak of luck by getting Al to win a big poker game, with all of Al’s winnings from previous poker games and all of the players’ cars at stake. Al wins, and he finally breaks down and admits he has good luck; he is promptly arrested because the cars he won were all stolen. Furthermore, while performing the motorcycle stunt that would make her career, Kelly is blinded by a camera (Peg’s camera, as a matter of fact) and crashes into a frat house, causing it to catch fire and forcing all the members to move out. However, it is (at the time of the poker game) unknown what house was destroyed (to which Al remarks "Oh I’m sure"). Thus, Bud moves back in, Kelly loses her job and must refrain from moving out herself, and the family is back where it started.
o When Al tries to break the Bolarama record, he succeeds at 297; minutes later Peggy is about to get a perfect score and Al tells the kids about the Bundy curse; "it’s what separates us from the normal losers"; after Kelly asks why Peggy isn’t clued in about the curse Al replies, "because she is a Bundy by marriage, she’s part of the curse." This is followed by a very unenthused "Whoa, Bundy"



Controversy & missing episodes

One episode of Married... with Children was "lost" due to the efforts of a Michigan housewife, it did however air outside America ever since the show went into syndication. Another episode was edited because of the 1993 World Trade Center attacks.


The Rakolta Boycott

In 1989 Terry Rakolta, a homemaker from Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, led a massive boycott against Married... with Children after viewing the episode "Her Cups Runneth Over - 3x06"[1]. Offended by the images of an old man wearing a garter and stockings, a homosexual man and a woman who bared her breasts, Rakolta began a letter-writing campaign to advertisers demanding they boycott the show.

After advertisers began dropping their support for the show and while Rakolta made several appearances on television talk shows, Fox executives played it safe and refused to air the episode titled "I’ll See You In Court - 3x08"[2]. That particular episode would become known as the "Lost Episode." "I’ll See You In Court - 3x08" was finally aired on FX on June 18, 2002. The episode was packaged with the rest of the third season in the January 2005 DVD release.

Ironically during the boycott, ratings for Married... with Children skyrocketed due to interest in the show caused by Rakolta’s crusade to have the show canceled. The increased number of viewers kept Married... with Children on the air until 1997. According to sources on the set, the creators of the show, Ron Leavitt and Michael G. Moye, sent Rakolta a fruit basket every Christmas as a way of saying "thank you".

Rakolta herself has been referenced twice on the show: "Rock and Roll Girl - 4x14"[3] when a newscaster mentioned the city Bloomfield Hills, and "No Pot To Pease In - 9x09"[4] when a television show was made about the Bundy family, then canceled because (according to Marcy) "some woman in Michigan didn’t like it".

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